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Grodan
2017-02-21 16:05

Mousie jokes

Why did the mouse stay inside? 
Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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Grodan
2017-02-21 16:06
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What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? 
A computer mouse.

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Grodan
2017-02-21 16:54
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Why did the mouse eat the candle?

For some light refreshment!

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Taggeman
2017-02-21 19:45
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A man came into the cafe with a mouse under his arm.
He ordered a beer for himself and ten hamburgers to the mouse.
- What kind of a strange mouse can eat ten hamburgers? wondered values.
- I saved a little fairy and got three wishes.
I wished me good health and a lot of money, but the last Wish 
- an insatiable mouse
- the misunderstood that little fucking fairy total Innocent

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Emo
2017-02-21 21:55
#4

Laughing

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Min hemsida: Svensk version

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Grodan
2017-02-22 19:14
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