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Mousie jokes

2017-02-21 15:05 #0 by: Grodan

Why did the mouse stay inside? 
Because it was raining cats and dogs. 

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2017-02-21 15:06 #1 by: Grodan

What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? 
A computer mouse. 

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2017-02-21 15:54 #2 by: Grodan

Why did the mouse eat the candle?

For some light refreshment!

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2017-02-21 18:45 #3 by: Taggeman

A man came into the cafe with a mouse under his arm.
He ordered a beer for himself and ten hamburgers to the mouse.
- What kind of a strange mouse can eat ten hamburgers? wondered values.
- I saved a little fairy and got three wishes.
I wished me good health and a lot of money, but the last Wish 
- an insatiable mouse
- the misunderstood that little fucking fairy total Innocent

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2017-02-21 20:55 #4 by: Emo

Laughing

My website: American version
Min hemsida: Svensk version

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2017-02-22 18:14 #6 by: Grodan

Fun picture, found here: http://jokelibrary.net/animals/rats_mice.html

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